AI Adds Estate Planning Benefit

At a time when many if not most companies have been forced to dramatically slash budgets and employee benefits The AI Human Resources Department has unveiled its latest innovation. With the addition of this benefit, The AI again demonstrates its concern for the welfare of its players. So, while NBA players are forced to hock their ping pong ball size diamond stud earrings to pay the lease payments on their Bentleys, AI players can be serene in the knowledge that their eternal tee times have been made.

 

AI Committee Extends Invitation

Based on his recent performance in the Australian Open and his current ranking as # 660 in the world and dropping like Rick Perry's chances in the GOP primary, the Apartment Invitational Competition Committee has voted unanimously to extend an invitation for AI-XVI to John Daly.

When contacted by the media, Gordon said (and I quote): "Definitely invite him. It might relieve me of holding the AI record for most strokes on a hole."