You will all, of course, remember the epic "Mitchell Report" presented at AI something or other detailing the effects of PWD's (Performance Worsening Drugs) throughout the history of The AI. The report spent much time detailing the prevalence of a certain drug we called The STAN (Stanozolol); a mash up of STAN and LOL. Well, LO(L) and behold, we turn your attention to the recent goings on in MLB where three, count' em, 4, (whatever) players have recently been suspended for the use of - wait for it - Stanozolol aka The STAN.
"four pitchers, all caught with Stanozolol in their system – has Major League Baseball looking into any links between the cases and exploring why the old-school drug is popping up on tests again.The four players suspended for 80 games in a stretch of 16 days starting March 27 – David Rollins of the Seattle Mariners , Arodys Vizcaino of the Atlanta Braves , Ervin Santana of the Minnesota Twins and Jenrry Mejia of the New York Mets – are already one more than the number of players on 40-man rosters penalized for using performance-enhancing substances all of last year."
You can Check out The STAN story on USATODAY.com: http://usat.ly/1FNkbFI
Simply more evidence that the reach of the AI is long and deep; which coincidentally is also the working title of the first XXX AI video.
