Thursday, March 30, 2017

Madame President's Cup

While purportedly working diligently to ensure a smooth transition at ODM, the Vice President Emeritus proved herself no slave to contract law and scurried to the Charger 9 at Bay Hill for the annual battle for the coveted President's Cup.  Building what proved to be an insurmountable lead in Round 1, the AI-XX co-champion coasted to victory in Round 2 against a formidable field of women, some of whom played golf.  Sadly, our esteemed Banquet Director was denied the traditional champion's picture with Arnold Palmer who was unavailable.  

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Shrink Wrapped in Orlando

As we lurch towards AI-XXI, the AI Legacy Committee continues its unenviable task of insuring that the AI not be consigned to the dustbin of history but rather to the hard drive of delusion.

This year, in celebration of the XXIst playing of the Apartment Invitational, a larger than life statue of a famous golf personality will be unveiled in between the 1st and 10th tees at the Bay Hill Club.  Who is it? We invite you to hazard (get it?) a guess based on past performances at The AI that could be statue worthy.