Branching Out

so, the empire continues to grow. Jakarta. Former home of our 44th President. [he was taken there after his birth in Kenya as part of a Manchurian Candidate-esque conspiracy that his Kansas born mother & Kenyan PhD father concocted at the birth of the boy king leading to his inauguration almost a half-century later. Coincidence? You decide]
Our research & development team, always vigilant, sensed an opportunity for a restaurant in Indonesia and it is so. The Apartment. A magnet for the Indonesian cognoscenti; the gourmands of greater Jakarta; no doubt the orangutans of Borneo & Sumatra if only given the chance.
The Apartment. The place to be. To be seen. To make sure others know you should be seen.

But you ask, do they have specials? But of course! Specials?

The Apartment? As our Edie would say: PLEASE

Now an international sensation, The Apartment has attracted attention from media in places that only Heimsch has ever visited:
“STRANGE RESTAURANT MAKES YOU FEEL AT HOME" - Sydney Morning Herald & The Age Melbourne

“THE APARTMENT GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "HOME COOKED MEAL" - National Post Canada

"WHERE DINERS FEEL AT HOME" - Shanghai Daily

"THE APARTMENT MAKES JAKARTA'S DINERS FEEL AT HOME" - ABC News US & The China Post

"4 OUT OF 5 STARS" - Time Out Jakarta

"ULTIMATE SPOT FOR RELAXING" - Rolling Stone

"QUALITY FLAVOURSOME MEALS" - Jakarta Globe


THE APARTMENT is dominating the nightlife scene as one of the top 100 bars in jakarta: Click on this video to see the impact The Apartment is having half a world away:
http://www.jakarta100bars.com/2009/10/apartment-jakarta-rasuna-said.html



We shall never rest until our message is spread to infidels around the world. Just as Mormons posthumously baptize dead Jews, the AI seeks redemption for those poor souls who don't know they need our help.
Amen.