The AI-XVIII Lip-Sync Challenge

The AI is constantly looking for ways to stay vital, fresh and exciting.  Failing that, we sit on the couch and watch TV.  This year, the AI will be held in the sultry Florida summer for only the second time and the first time without a subscript.  The AI-XVIII Events Committee has taken its charge to heart and the result is a new competition destined to find its place in AI history alongside other competitions too tedious to mention.

And so, we present the Inaugural AI Lip-Sync Challenge.  This event is mandatory for all AI attendees.  Given the tremendous (latent?) talent lying within the expanded roster of attendees for AI-XVIII, the evening promises to one to remember; although no one other than Sean, Kate and Emma likely will.

Herein the rules:
1.  each participant must prepare and lip sync/perform 60 seconds of a song that will be judged by the other participants on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the best score.
2.  Scores will be written down anonymously and stowed secretly in a mayonnaise jar on the porch of AI HQ
3.  each performance will be recorded on video for blackmail purposes
4.  Scores will be tallied and the winner will be feted with meaningless compliments and swag
5.  Paze, a pioneer in the field, may not use 'Rocky Raccoon'

As a means of demonstrating how the contest works and to show whence it was stolen, please see below: