it is June

And so we enter the month of AI-XVIII.  With little more than 3 weeks remaining before the date-shifted annual gathering, we bring you a few reports from AI-HQ.

First, the penultimate handicap report shows that Paze has reestablished his dominance atop the field, while Heimsch draws ever closer to MFB and Gordon lurks at the back of the pack.

                     INDEX     YELLOW     COMBO

PAZE              8.1             10               9
MFB                9.3             11              11
HEIMSCH       10.7             13              12
GORDON        14.3*           18              17

Gordon gets an (*) because apparently someone was nice enough to post a low score for him that he did not shoot on a golf course he did not play.  The AI has contacted Edward Snowden to get to the bottom of this nefarious behavior.

Second, we would like to remind everyone, as in everyone, that their participation in the Saturday night AI Lip Sync Battle is mandatory.  Everyone shall prepare and perform a 60 seconds long lip sync to a song of their choice.  Please refer to our previous post for instructions or contact AI-HQ with any questions.