BULLETIN

As winter turns to spring, our thoughts are inexorably drawn to one thing:  did Hillary email the terrorists in Benghazi a picture of Monica's dress after selling her Whitewater lots to Supreme Leader Khomeini?  Oh, and there's also going to be a golf tournament at Bay Hill.  But Gordon won't be there.  Actually, Gordon will be there.  He will be paying a visit to AI HQ this weekend for the first time since Thanksgiving.  Paze is also in town and, if we can pry him away from his card game and Jenga tower of Coors light cans.....not gonna happen

But, to the BULLETIN.  For nearly of all of its XIX year history, The AI has hung its bucket hat, robe, doo rag, pool wrap and shower slippers on contesting the AI Championship at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill Club, where, outlined against a bloodshot March (with occasional detours into January and June) sky the Four (and occasionally Five) Headless Horsemen rode again and again [and again].  In dramatic lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death.  These are only aliases.  Their real names are:  STAN.

However, this year, the competition, marked by a cumulative lack of skill rarely seen outside of any karaoke bar, will be forced to an alternative venue and more importantly, another place to play golf.

To wit:

Rest assured that the AI Venue Committee is already hard at work
securing alternate courses for AI-XIX.  We appreciate your
consideration and look forward to a stirring competition in June.
Hey, it could happen.