with little more than a month until the madness, The AI Marketing Committee has been sorting through myriad requests for branding tie-ins. We are proud to announce our Official Lack Of Evolution Sponsor for AI-XX. This creature, well not this specific creature, has been extant for approximately 200 million years or 199,996,000 years longer than Ben Carson believes humans to have roamed the earth. We are beginning to believe that when people refer to Carson as a brain surgeon they mean it sarcastically; like, "hey, look at Carson, he's a real brain surgeon isn't he?"
Our sponsor, a locavore, can usually be found in the lake surrounded by holes 3 & 6; please make sure to stop by and thank him/her for his/her support of AI-XX
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