The Banquet Director has announced that the Banquet for AI-XX will be HUGE!
"All past Banquets will pale in comparison to the Banquet for AI-XX," the BD raved, "this will be the greatest Banquet ever! I have consulted with myself quite a bit, I have a pretty big brain you know. I love the over-educated AI! In fact, I love the over-educated almost as much as I love the poorly educated."
"I have brought in the finest food and drink from a very successful company! Who knew you could go food shopping at Sharper Image? This will be the greatest Banquet in history! This Banquet is for winners! Losers can go to Mitt Romney's house."
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