The AI Financial Committee announced today that The AI has been acquired by FIFA. FIFA spokesman Sepp Blatter said from a maximum security prison in Switzerland today "I have thought for years that there would be no better addition to the FIFA family of racists, bribe-takers and slave labor apologists than The Apartment Invitational. We at FIFA have marveled as The AI grew over the years from a small collection of idiots to a large collection of idiots. This is simply a perfect fit for us."
Speaking from AI Headquarters in Orlando, FL, President, CEO and Tournament Director Stan said "I was surprised to learn that FIFA is a soccer organization as I had been led to believe that they are a Revolutionary War era fife and drum corps consolidator. But, whatever."
Questions about the location of AI-XXI went unanswered. It is thought, however that Qatar and Sochi are two early favorites
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