AI-XXII and looking for his strawberry blond lip sync wig, while the rest of us were wandering aimlessly, lost in our looming PAID (post AI depression). But, wait. There is hope. There is faith. There is....no charity
For the XXIIIrd time (XXIVth if one counts the BD's nightmare known as
AI-XI2.0), The Director and Banquet Director will host the annual rite, now of spring and previously of winter and occasionally of summer, that harkens Stans from across the nation to leave their nests and flock to
AI-HQ for a weekend of meditative self reflection and tortured metaphors.
Beginning Thursday, April 4th all AI pilgrims are called to make their annual hadj to the Mecca of Stans: AI-HQ in Orlando, FL, where we hope to continue our record of no-one being trampled. As always, the weekend will be carefully curated to allow everyone the opportunity for personal growth through deeply profound one on one interactions with fellow Stans as well as group activities designed to promote meaningful paths for better living upon returning to the outside world.
Failing that, we will eat, drink, lip sync, bowl, play golf and remind each other of how intensely bright, clever and charismatic we are.
Failing that, we will eat, drink, lip sync, bowl, play golf and remind each other of how intensely bright, clever and charismatic we are.
AI-XXIII
April 4 - 8, 2019
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