It has come to the attention of the AI Medical Committee that people around the world are complaining of flu-like symptoms. Initially, The Committee assumed that Gordon, in an egotistical plot to make himself appear normal, had cajoled the world (I repeat THE WORLD) into projecting normal symptoms of every day life into a life threatening pandemic. Who knew? Turns out all these years Gordon was the canary in the coal mine. As an aside, why a canary, why not a chicken? But, we digress.
Anyhoo....after (not so) serious consultation with The AI Logistical Committee, The AI Pandemic Committee and The AI Lack of Ethics Committee, we have reached a consensus:
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