The Time is Nigh

Apparently "nigh" is an actual word as auto-correct has left it unchanged rather than change it to, say, "neigh" or "sigh" or "night" or "nitwit".  But, we digress.

There has been some apprehension expressed among the AI cognoscenti regarding the relative paucity of communications emanating from AI HQ considering how nigh AI-XXI is.  Fact is, the AI Director of Publicity, having recently retired from his long-standing job moonlighting at a local sign and awards store, no longer has all that time at work to waste doing other things that were done in an effort to avoid working.  The Director's time is currently consumed almost exclusively with things that the Director wants to do, leaving precious little time for the exhaustingly critical preparation that must be done each year.  Instead, the Director has frittered away his time reading, playing golf & eating/drinking.  The new holy trinity.

But, as whomever ghost wrote Macbeth said "Let every Stan be master of his time until 7 at night".  After that, it's time for TV.

And now, without further ado,  AI Productions presents "AI-XXI:  Coming Soon"  Really soon; like a week from tomorrow soon.  Guess we better get the 100 wine bottles off of the bed in the guest room.