But, although most Stans spend the better part of the year trying desperately to at least forget, if not fully repress, memories of the previous AI, the near constant surveillance from the AI Production Department makes that a fool's errand, which, uninterestingly, is also the working title of The Director's memoir: "The Life of Stan, A Fool's Errand".
Several of the worrisome questions AI Stans commonly ask of themselves in moments of self-reflection include:
"I did what??"
"I drank how much??"
"Who knew you could mix vodka with bourbon, tequila and chocolate milk?"
"I had no idea I could sleep in that position"
"Why didn't I get that tetanus shot before I got into the hot tub?"
The most vigorous attempts at repression however, undoubtedly center on the performances at the annual Lip Sync revue. Here, in this steaming cauldron of peer pressure, the performers, many of whom have spent upwards of 30 minutes over the previous 52 weeks rehearsing, share one simple wish: that the camera malfunctions.
The camera functioned. Additionally, AI-XXII showcased a new level of expertise from the AI Productions Department as film maker, editor, writer, videographer and busboy, Nick Weiss-Richmond risked his burgeoning career and took his considerable experience and expertise behind The Official AI Camera to record the proceedings at his inaugural AI.
With that in mind, The AI Blog Department in cooperation with AI Productions will release each Stan's AI-XXII performance over the next two weeks to fuel the festering fire of AI preparation.
Herewith and therefore, with no further babble is Part 1: "How do I work this?"
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