He excelled at golf and bowling; you might say he was a natural at both. You might also say that AI-XXII Champion Heimsch is a natural ballroom dancer.
In his very first round in 1994, Kim finished an 18-hole round of golf a mere 38 under par over the 7,700 yard championship course at Pyongyang, according to the always reliable state media. Kim was "in a zone," recording five holes-in-one, although some reports have the number as high as 11. Another report has him bowling a perfect game of 300 in his first attempt on the lanes (and with rented shoes).
His interest in soccer and basketball, although unrelated to The AI, are also of interest. He offered coaching advice during the 2010 World Cup, communicating with coach Kim Jong-Hun via "invisible cellphone," a technique frequently employed over the years by AI-X Champ Reifsnyder. Jong-Il is said to have developed the technology himself after dropping a tab of acid and watching Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse. In the women's World Cup, the North Korea coach said his team lost to the United States 11 because his peers were struck by lightning during a practice season in North Korea. The coach was immediately executed as Jong-Il reminded the country that there is no lightning in North Korea.
Reached on his Princess phone at his home in Sarasota, two-time AI Champion Gordon opined that "anyone who uses lightning as an excuse for poor performance is a disgrace and weak," he added "this obviously comes from someone who has no ability to provide credible excuses for losing, something with which I have considerable expertise."
Repeated attempts to reach Kim the younger or any of his representatives regarding Kim the elder's lip sync prowess went unanswered.
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