HELLO STANS!
Well would you look at that! The AI Calendar Committee has informed The AI Promotional Committee that AI-XXVIII begins a week from....today?! I mean, who knew? Where does the time go? For that matter, where do my reading glasses go?
Anyhoo, as the faithful prepare their annual hadj to AI-HQ, we thought it timely to remind everyone why this weekend is different from all others.
On all other weekends we eat and drink like normal human beings...
Why do we eat and drink to excess at The AI?
Eating & drinking to excess reminds us that when we gather without doing so, tbh the weekend kinda drags
On all other weekends we eat many kinds of healthy vegetables and herbs...
Why do we eat incredible amounts of fattening foods at The AI?
Fattening foods remind us of the bitter and cruel way we delude ourselves into believing that vegetables and herbs are good for us
On all other weekends we don't usually dip one food into another...
Why do we dip our foods at The AI?
We dip unrelated foods into one another because we can't see straight and to remind us how annoying it is to use utensils
On all other weekends we eat sitting up straight....
Why do we end up 'sitting' in various other positions at The AI?
We end up 'sitting' in various other positions because the nonsense leads to dulled senses which exacerbate the eternal mind-body dichotomy
and so we ask as we do every year
NEXT YEAR AT THE APARTMENT
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