There is less than a month before we reconnoiter for our annual waltz through the weeds. Through the use of our advance scouting team here at AI HQ, we have been made aware of each player's idiosyncratic mode of preparation.
Heimsch is currently puddling through Europe and the UK in the middle of a month-long mind meld with Tila Tequila while Gordon has embarked on his unique training trajectory of gradually getting worse with each round. His latest report featured 7 penalty shots on the opening 9 holes although to be fair, some of those shots were apparently pretty close to being on the golf course and with more liberal playing partners (in golf?) he would have certainly broken 100. Reefer, of course, starts as always by simply trying to locate his clubs after which he will begin the brutish task of removing the remains of last year's chicken salad sandwich from his sweat-stained AI hat.
Let's relive one of the glorious moments of AI-XIII - roll the tape.
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Is there a real tape I should be able to roll from AI XIII...or is that part of the mind meld?
ReplyDeleteGordon's audible afterthought has cured my ills!!
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