Our Civic Duty

The AI is proud of its long history of civic responsibility. Today, to further demonstrate that commitment, I, your continuously belittled Director, forsook the high holiday known as President's Day, forsook attending to our 20 year old business empire, forsook work on AI-XIV to show the people of the world that I and, by association, all of us at the AI place our respect and concern for our fellow citizens above the self serving monotony of our daily existences. Additionally, I had to go or I would have been arrested.