The Final Numbers (Numbah?)

With less than a week until balls begin flying all over Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill Club & Lodge, Wikileaks has released the final handicaps for this year's competition.  Players have spent an entire year practicing, playing, thinking, grinding, taking lessons, watching YouTube videos and golf tournaments and for what?  There are no changes to anyone's handicap that register as statistically significant.  And, after consultation with The AI Gerontology Committee, we have been informed that the best is not yet to come.  Our only hope is that our ability to do arithmetic shows a similar decline and we simply cannot remember how many times we have hit the ball.

But we digress.

Here are the final handicaps for the field:

                                Index   Full     Combo

Korpolinski (père):    7.6       9            7

Paze                          10        12          10

Burke                        10.6    13           11

Heimsch                    13.4     16          13

Gordon                      16.5     20          17
The BD                       24.4     25          ---

Korpolinski (mère)     24.4     25          ---