That's
The AI. The
Banquet Director colluded with
her Department this week. The agenda included drinking copious quantities of wine and churning out lasagna noodles, meatballs and sausages, all in preparation for the annual
Feast of the Incomprehension. Then, demonstrating the impulsivity for which she is known,
The BD suddenly
fired several members of
The Committee only to immediately
claim that the firing never happened and decry the report as false news and an indictment of the
Banquet Department's ethos.
**Note: We have been asked by
The BD to retract the word "indictment".
The Banquet Department then went into special session to discuss
The AI-XXII Banquet. Reports from several sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak on the subject, are
that the menu
will be the greatest menu in
AI history, far surpassing previous menus.
PS: The wrist brace is nothing to worry about, unless of course, you're the one wearing it.
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