The coldest winter that anyone in Orlando can remember showed signs of abating this weekend. Temperatures soared into the 70's which prompted the AI Physical Plant to change the water, wipe down the shell and turn on the motor of the hot tub. The tub has sat incongruously dormant while we have shivered through the uncommonly frigid Florida winter. Now that the weather is warming, it seemed equally absurd and therefore necessary to fire it up. Much to our surprise, the jets gurgled to life when the breaker was flipped.
The fact that it has been cold in Orlando is also obvious evidence that the idea of human assisted global warming is a nefarious conspiracy perpetrated by a left wing cabal whose only goal is to sell hybrid cars and moisture wicking polyester shirts. That there is virtually no snow in Vancouver or Buffalo is, by comparison, just an anomaly.
By the way, If anyone is missing an official AI slipper, please see the concierge upon check-in for AI-XIV.
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